Well you all know the drill. This is the final part of Chapter 1.

( Meet )

Originally I was going to make this the final part of Chapter 1, but I couldn't stand it any longer. The MST would've been a laundry list of profanity if I had continued. Thus, there will be one more short part to this chapter.
In this part we have the first part of Bellabitch's first day at Forks High and the incredibly riveting cafeteria scene where we first meet the controlling bastard, I mean the OMG!perfectman!!! Edward Cullen.
The MST features: the usual

This part features: Superciliousness and more Sues and Stus


Aren't you excited? I know I was riveted.
Onward!

( The Morons of Forks and the Queen of Bitches  )

Here we have the continuation of my MST of Twilight.
This section features: Incessant whining, melodrama
MST features: Severus Snape and Minerva McGonagall

Without further adieu I give you Bella's first night in Forks.

( Forks is Rainy )

This is the first chapter of a horrible Draco/OC and Severus/ OC that I found.

The fic features: Whorish Mary-Sues, one of which SHARES MY NAME *fits of rage*, OOCness, idiocy, terrible usage of the English language, rape, poorly written sex scenes, acromantula porn, and rainbow-colored cheese.

The MST features: a brief appearance by Voldemort, Severus Snape, the Malfoys, and Bellatrix Lestrange.

Onward!

( Red Whore, Blue Whore )

Warnings: harsh criticism, language.

I don't usually make a habit out of posting my opinion on House episodes, but after Monday's I feel I need to rant.

( If it ain't broke don't fix it... ).</div>

The third and final chapter, thus far, of the horrid truth or dare fic, the worst chapter by far, if you ask me.

The fic features: terrible grammar, as usual, rampant molestation, drinking, OOC-ness, and rape. I'm pretty certain that the author is oblivious to the fact that the scenarios she wrote are considered rape and molestation.
The MST features: Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, Remus Lupin, and Albus Dumbledore. All listed definitions are from dictionary.com.

Enjoy!

( Nonconsensual sexual activity is not amusing...  )

This is the second chapter of the truth or dare fic.
The fic features: incoherence, extreme OOC-ness, rampant pedophilia, and whorish behavior.
The MST features: Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, Rolanda Hooch, Delores Umbridge, and a brief appearance by Albus Dumbledore.
( Truth )

The bad!fic features: immaturity, lack of punctuation, bad grammar, and slutty, ditzy McGonagall and Madame Hooch.
The MST features: Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, a brief appearance by Albus Dumbledore, Gilderoy Lockhart, and Sybil Trelawney

( enter if you dare... )

Well, this is the last chapter I have so far. Hopefully the author will update soon. Untill then I have other fics waiting to be destroyed.
Anyway, the fic features: general stupidity, Mary-Sueness, a trite plot, a lack of originality, Sirius behaving like a five-year old, the first signs of Snape's attraction to the Sue (Poor Snape), and more unfinished sentences.
The MST features: irate Snape, a calming potion, and McGonagall trying to get through the fic with both hers and Snapes sanity in tact.

Enjoy!

( Read more... )

Chapter 2 of the Sirius/Snape/Mary-Sue love triangle.
Fic features: unfinished sentences, incoherence, whorish behavior, more character assassination of Snape X(
MST features: McGonagall, Snape, and firewhiskey.

( Click here for... )

Part 2 of Chapter one of the OMG Snape and Sirius are in a love-triangle with a STUDENT!fic.
The fic features: stupidity, implausbility, and assassination of my beloved Snape's character. (poor Sev)
The MST features: Severus Snape and Minerva McGonagall still serving time for their stunt with Lockhart.

( The assassination of Severus Snape )

I had an annoying day and I feel like ranting... so...

( Rant )

The fic features: incoherence, though not as bad as most bad!fic, stark implausibility, a psychic Mary-Sue, and a love triangle.
The MST features: A brief appearance by Albus Dumbledore and Gilderoy Lockart, Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, and Sybil Trelawney.

Enjoy

( I HAVE SEEN...utter stupidity )